George's parents had asked their good friend Pamela to stay with them for a week. Pamela was their divorced friend. She needed a little time away from her stressful job. G (George) spent a fair amount of time nursing his remaining testicle. While experimenting in the cellar of his house (trying to come up with a penis lubricant) he rubbed baking soda and vinegar on his weasel. It was a small explosion, causing minor damage to his dad's stuffed salmon, but incinerated G's left nut. The doctor in the ER said, "Aspergum, George for the pain." So, G asked at the drugstore, for Dentyne and Juicy Fruit, those are his favorite flavors. George thought a lot about sex, but he also thought about a lot of things. Such as why cows are fed salad? His mom had to correct him, that silage and coleslaw were two different things. George just smiled at his mother, but he really just had gas. Pamela liked George and flirted with him during the week. His mother thought it was cute, but never really. "Where are you?"I finished washing out the pot and returned to the wagon, leaving the gold where it was. It didn't have any use I could see right now."Where's the rest of the wagon train and our oxen?" she demanded in an imperious tone as if it was my fault that they weren't here."Look." I paused. "What is your name anyway? I can't just keep calling you girl." Elizabeth."I resumed, "Liz, all I know is I found you and your sister here in your wagon by yourselves." Don't call me Liz, it's Elizabeth!" she automatically retorted. I'm sure she was in shock, because she suddenly burst into tears. I went to her and held her until she stopped crying. Sniffling she said, "Thank you." Elizabeth, what's your sister's name?" Claire." She started crying again. "Is she really going to be all right?"I avoided answering right away because I still didn't know what they had had. "Can you tell me what you were sick with?" Cholera is what the wagon master said."I let my breath out in relief. I had been.
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